First off, Prague is awesome. However, it didn’t start out so hot…
When we got in last night and were leaving the airport (last minute adjustment since the train ride with layovers was going to be 23 hrs!). So we’re trying to find the right subway and we couldn’t figure out how to purchase a ticket. It was totally confusing, and they don’t use the euro either, but we bought SOMETHING from a machine at the airport. It was a much different system than Paris. Jared was looking at a map and I was just looking around because I noticed there were no gates. But I saw these weird machines and for some reason I put my ticket up to a light and it made a noise but I couldn’t really tell what happened. Jared figured out where we needed to go and we both ran and got on the next subway car. It seemed strange up to this point that there were no gates or anything to stop people from boarding but there wasn’t a soul in sight to help us either, just some tumbling weeds in the dark. FINALLY we get to our stop, haul our luggage up 3 flights of stairs only to be met by a bunch of guys in black jackets flashing these badges. They stopped Jared and he said, “No thanks” thinking they were selling their badges or something, but they were the Transit Gestapo waiting to see everyone’s tickets. Whatever I did to my ticket validated it, but Jared’s was not. Their little sting operation had caught us! You know us, always trying to get a free ride on the Czech subway system. Obviously this was a racket to get new tourists money. They asked to see our Passports and I was really scared because they treated Jared like he was a criminal. I thought they were going to take him to jail, broke down palace style. When they said we had to pay a fine, Jared was furious, but I was just glad that’s all they wanted. It was 700 Czech crowns which we later realized was about 50 dollars. So lame! Besides that Prague is wonderful.
We went through this cathedral today that took 600 years to build! Yeah, it’s butt old. It’s hard to believe these structures were built so long ago and people can still be in awe over them. I guess that’s what they were built for though. Making sure people didn’t question all the crap the Catholic Church was getting away with! Every time I see one of these things I think of Mel Brooks, “The Inquisition!"
I agree to the Best Blog Ever! It’s like reading a novel that you can’t put down. This thing has made me so envious, longing for a European Vacation (without Chevy Chase) and is probably gonna get me fired! Miguel sais he has no desire to go to Europe. His parents went to Paris recently and didn’t enjoy it. So I thought it must not be that great. After reading this, I now know they did not experience it to the full! So this is my plan…load up T, D & P and we will take YOU Laura & Jared as our tour guides. In the meantime, what else can I do but listen to French Café on Pandora, go for bread n stinky cheese at Trader Jo’s and keep designing kitchen’s n bath’s? Oh and don't forget anything Czech just ask Suzie - she will be laughing so hard at this one!
ReplyDeleteDID YOU MEET ROBIN HOOD??? please don't came back in tights Jared!!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you are there and enjoying yourself, i know you have wanted this for so long! OHH what it would be like to have no kids!! HA
Love the blog i stop during the day and think about what you guys are doing. Cant wait to hear more. PS this blog make me WANT CHEESES!!
Hello...have you guys ever heard of a little game show called The Amazing Race? Sorry Laura and Jared( as you run to the mat totally out of breath).......... you are the first to be eliminated.
ReplyDeleteWho's Robin Hood ? Is he one of the Bee Gees??
ReplyDeleteWatch out for men in tights,,87% of them have
Rabbies,,I read a book once.
Love you Dad
P.S. Send in the Nuns!!
ReplyDeleteI herd the same thing billy!!
ReplyDeletethank the lord you took that terrible scarf off jared. this is cory, rachel liked your men in tights scarf you sally, see you in ireland, oh and dad is a retard.
ReplyDeleteSum is right, I was laughing so hard, almost fell off the couch and woke M up :o) sorry I guess advice on how to use the metro would have been good, but then you wouldn't have such an adventure to post! Did you get any receipt by any chance? If not, they probably just took your money and ran to the nearest pub for shots of fernet, slivovice or rum! Told you not to get riped off:) I saw on travel channel that the Czechs outdrink not only the Irish (sorry guys) but also the Australians, which even Shane thought that was hard to do, that would explain why every food goes well with beer :o) Try Budvar beer, which is the REAL original Budweiser!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, you guys are having such an adventure! It looks great there. Drink up that beer because in Italy were drinking wine. Can't wait only 3 more days. Weather looks great. The day we leave it might be 65. The warmest day so far. Have fun! I love reading everyone's comments. Everyone misses you. Saw Frank yesterday he's fine but he misses you too. See you soon!
ReplyDeleteThat "Frank" character everyone keeps mentioning sounds like a real creep! Dressed in a french maid's outfit and missing you?
ReplyDeleteSo glad you are enjoying freakishly wonderful weather on your trip! We wouldn't know what that's like here in Oregon. Apparently global warming is effecting the entire GLOBE, except for lil' ol' Portland Oregon. Have fun in Prague and watch out for the meanies in black!
In the middle of the night last night, I jumped out of bed because I heard a really loud clanking noise in my kitchen. I grabbed my heavy flashlight and walked into the kitchen. The clanking noise was now in Phoenix's room. I heard the back door open. Then the clanking noise was coming from my deck. I ran out there only to find Frank sitting on the steps. He was wearing a midieval knight's costume and drinking a cheap beer....weird.
ReplyDeleteI don't miss you... no offense. By the way, mom keeps drinking all your Jacuzzi wine. A new shipment came of it and a bottle was missing! Weird...
ReplyDeleteCory has Rabbies,,,
ReplyDeleteWeird